Question: How do I religiously tell my 16 year old not to poke a screwdriver into his father's eye?
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Answer #1:
"Hey, don't poke your father in the eye. Do you think Jesus poked HIS father in the eye?"
Answer #2:
No this is not normal behavior... try any part of the bible pretty much, honoring thy father and thy mother works.
If this is a troll then: wait, I don't have a joke to make you laugh... sorry.
Answer #3:
tell them, the bible says "a eye for a eye" and asked them if their dad poked them in the eye first. not normal for anyone to poke someone in eye with screwdriver. (unless you are the person working on a robots optical sensors)
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